H - hi, Tom.
I know you hate it when I follow the - your blog and stuff but but I'm in a bit of a tough spot right n - now and I was wondering if maybe oh please maybe it'd - it'd be okay if I crashed at your place for a bit?
A - and before you ask how I got onto your blog we - well your password was so easy and you gave me your email a little while ago because you thought I should maybe c - contact you if I needed you and I just had a hunch and...
I - I'll bring cookies! Peanut Butter Fudge! yourfavouritethey'reyourfavouritearen'tthey?